icedcoffeeheavyweights:

noodlelifts:

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

icedcoffeeheavyweights

Ribbed for your pleasure 😏

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

(via ashmmcg10)

karenhurley:

This flower shaped confetti contains flower seeds that grow into wildflowers. It is hand made and biodegradable so it leaves no waste. Via

(via sandra-day-oconerd)

femburton:

i think about this a lot

(via malinaevelyn)

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

andrope:

I added subtle sass.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

theonion:


PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 


Could become the kind of person who asks questions about soups

theonion:

PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

Could become the kind of person who asks questions about soups

CUDDLE FUDDLE by DEDDY